TYPICAL FUCKASS

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are 8.77 SWEEPS / 19 HUMAN YEARS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

M!A Status: None



This is a independent RP blog for Karkat Vantas. It can be somewhat nsfw.

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HMMM.
GETTING OFF HERE.
WILL BE ON SKYPE FOR A BIT LONGER.

PRINCESSBUNNY07

DON’T FUCKING JUDGE ME.

ASSHOLE. 

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bleedingknight:

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HMMMM FUCK YOU

I NO CARE
I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
GETTING SLEEPY 

==> You smirk and decide to tease him. You lean forward a little bit and thread your fingers into his hair and grind down on him a little.

SLEEPY, HUH? THAT’S TOO BAD.

=> groan and whine before nodding.
YEA A LITTLE TINY BIT. 

==> You nod a little and dip down, catching his lower lip lightly between your teeth and gnaw gently while you stroke through his hair and grind a little more.

HMM. THAT’S A SHAME.

=> yawn and shrug.

MAYEB

==> Pap his face and roll off of him.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLEEP THEN.

AFTER ANIME
THEN SLEEP
 

==> Shrug.

IT’S FMA B I’VE NOT SEEN IT IN A WHILE
AND THEY ARE HEADING FOR BRIGGGGGS

AS MY UPDATER THING GOES OFF

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bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

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typicalfuckass:

HMMMM FUCK YOU

I NO CARE
I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
GETTING SLEEPY 

==> You smirk and decide to tease him. You lean forward a little bit and thread your fingers into his hair and grind down on him a little.

SLEEPY, HUH? THAT’S TOO BAD.

=> groan and whine before nodding.
YEA A LITTLE TINY BIT. 

==> You nod a little and dip down, catching his lower lip lightly between your teeth and gnaw gently while you stroke through his hair and grind a little more.

HMM. THAT’S A SHAME.

=> yawn and shrug.

MAYEB

==> Pap his face and roll off of him.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLEEP THEN.

AFTER ANIME
THEN SLEEP
 

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=> Casually watch Fullmetal Brotherhood as your buzz wears off.

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bleedingknight:

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==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

==> Smirk and flip him off back.

=> suck on your middle fingetr

==> Try not to laugh again as he sucks on his finger.

=> flop over on to your back and breath out

==> Cross over and sit down straddling his lap.

YOU’RE HILARIOUS LIKE THIS.

HMMMM FUCK YOU
I NO CARE
I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
GETTING SLEEPY 

==> You smirk and decide to tease him. You lean forward a little bit and thread your fingers into his hair and grind down on him a little.

SLEEPY, HUH? THAT’S TOO BAD.

=> groan and whine before nodding.
YEA A LITTLE TINY BIT. 

==> You nod a little and dip down, catching his lower lip lightly between your teeth and gnaw gently while you stroke through his hair and grind a little more.

HMM. THAT’S A SHAME.

=> yawn and shrug.

MAYEB

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bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

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bleedingknight:

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==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

==> Smirk and flip him off back.

=> suck on your middle fingetr

==> Try not to laugh again as he sucks on his finger.

=> flop over on to your back and breath out

==> Cross over and sit down straddling his lap.

YOU’RE HILARIOUS LIKE THIS.

HMMMM FUCK YOU
I NO CARE
I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
GETTING SLEEPY 

==> You smirk and decide to tease him. You lean forward a little bit and thread your fingers into his hair and grind down on him a little.

SLEEPY, HUH? THAT’S TOO BAD.

=> groan and whine before nodding.
YEA A LITTLE TINY BIT. 

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bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:


==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

==> Smirk and flip him off back.

=> suck on your middle fingetr

==> Try not to laugh again as he sucks on his finger.

=> flop over on to your back and breath out

==> Cross over and sit down straddling his lap.

YOU’RE HILARIOUS LIKE THIS.

HMMMM FUCK YOU
I NO CARE
I CAN FEEL IT WEARING OFF
GETTING SLEEPY 

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bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:

bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:


==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

==> Smirk and flip him off back.

=> suck on your middle fingetr

==> Try not to laugh again as he sucks on his finger.

=> flop over on to your back and breath out

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bleedingknight:

typicalfuckass:


==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

==> Smirk and flip him off back.

=> suck on your middle fingetr

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==> Flat out start laughing like crazy.

=> crawl back in and flip him off.

(Source: typicalfuckass, via bleedingknight)