TYPICAL FUCKASS
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are 8.77 SWEEPS / 19 HUMAN YEARS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.